Q: Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?
A: It was just a stage he was going through.

Q: What did the tomato say to the mushroom?
A: You look like a fungi.

Q: How do you get a skeleton to laugh out loud?
A: Tickle its funny bone.

Q: What is an alien’s favorite kind of candy?
A: A Mars bar.

OK, sorry everyone. Had to share those. They made me laugh!