Here are some funny one-liners from famous people. All of these gave me a good laugh. Found them on Reader’s Digest. Yeah, I read it. So what?
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way.
All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.
Gordie Howe, hockey player
I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by.
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
Comedian Dick Gregory
If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.
OK, other random stuff that’s going on today.
First: Donald Trump. Lots of crazy tweets. The New York Times kind of explains it in more detail. He should scare you. I know this is a post about some stupid funny jokes. I wish Trump becoming President was one of them.
Maybe I should just go back to playing Dungeon Boss and forget about it all for a while.
Tip of the day: Here’s how to watch WMV files on a Mac. This was driving me crazy because I have an old drive full of home videos I made when I still was still one of those weird Windows users. I switched to Mac about six years ago and have never, ever looked back. Not once. Really. Anyway, now I can watch my videos.